Gruff-knot
awkward little b-lls of sh-t that become entangled in one’s -rs- beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. the more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.
“dave, will you hurry up and get out of the sh-tter im busting”
“fetch me the scissors shirley, my -n-l fluff is teeming with gruff-knots”
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