Grumpelstiltskin
a play on the name of the dwarf character in the cl-ssic grimm brother’s fairy tale which is used to label someone who is p-ssed off for an insignificant reason
use this term to further aggravate someone who is already excessively angry for unimportant reasons; personal amus-m-nt comes from watching the grumpelstiltskin become more angry and frustruated upon being called this name
sally(angry and irrational): oh my god! someone ate all the special k! i’m gonna f’n kill someone! all i wanted all day was my f-cking cereal! i hate this!!!
sarah(calm and cool): simmer down, grumpelstiltskin.
sally: f-ck you! i hate you, you c-ck-juggling thunder c-nt!…(continues to yell and scream and hate on sarah)
a person who is being grumpy.
“urgh, steve, stop being such a grumpelstiltskin!”
someone who is a perpetual -ss(usually in management) who gives out commands without providing the knowledge necessary to get it done, relishes in the unavoidable failure and is grumpy when one succeeds.
1″so i found the building, legit, in the last second, after being given bogus directions and she looked mad when i came back with the prints.”
2″what a grumpelstiltskin.”
1″whaa…?”
another name for feces, p–p, doo doo, and or cr-p.
“grumpy” is the short version of the word.
“grumpster” is also another version of the word.
-note-
this version of the word is not to be confused with the play t-tled “grumpelstiltskin”.
“that was a mighty find “grumpelstiltskin” i just took”.
“i really need to take a “grumpy”.
“holy smokes, that was a serious “grumpster” i just had.
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