grundle grumble


grundle grumble ( grundle grumbler, grundle grumbling )

1: when a young lady is pleasuring her partner by kissing or licking his grundle the scr-t-m will cover the womans mouth preventing intelligible speech.

2: flatulence that is prevented from escaping up the b-tt crack that flows over the grundle impacting the scr-t-m making a distinctive rumbling sound. grundle grumbles are particularly evident when seated on leather or vinyl seating surfaces or those cheesy fibergl-ss chairs in laundromats.

3. mysterious sounds that emanate from the grundle.
1. whats that honey? i can’t hear what you saying you grundle grumbling b-tch you.

2. jesus dave i heard that grundle grumble from here. stop farting on my leather seats..no more f-cking burritos for you.

3. what the f-ck was that? oh..a f-cking grundle grumble. sorry. do you have any fabric softener?
the after effect of eating at the grundle (harris-millis) dining hall at the university of vermont: a combination of gurgling, bubbling, gut crunching, grumbling noises originating from the stomach and/or intestines resulting from the suspicious and often questionable meals offered at the oh-so infamous place of culinary disaster.
oh no! i’ve got the grundle grumbles! i need to get to a bathroom.

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