guesspectation
an uncertain expectation.
the merger of “guess” and “expectation”.
guy 1: dude, i just applied at blizzxxx. there’s no way to follow-up with them; i hope i hear back in less than a month.
guy 2: i heard the hiring is really slow-going right now in that department.
guy 1: really? d-mn it! i better adjust my guesspectation to two months.
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