Guest-Bedurbator
1) one who m-st-rb-t-s in bed while staying as a guest in someone else’s house, apartment, condo, ect.
2) one who m-st-rb-t-s in bed while staying at a hotel.
1) host: what’s this all over my guest bed sheets?
friend: oh, didn’t randolfski stay crash here last night? he’s a guest-bedurbator — he probably jacked off into them.
2) dude, not only is randolfski a bedurbator, but last week when we were on a trip and sharing a hotel room he guest-bedurbated while he thought i was asleep!
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