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• enjoy my own company

  verb. a nicer way of saying “m-st-rb-t-” obviously you can replace “my” with “your” “her” or whatever. take note that this phrase means only with yourself, not a hand job. can be either masculine or feminine in its usage. jim: “i enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night.” bill: “what, are you single?” […]

• beh beh boo

  something you say when there is absolutely nothing else to say. random person: how are you? you: beh beh boo?

• Tomophone

  5/10 times, you don’t enjoy touching c-ck. the other times, you do. it’ll make sense once u’ve taken it up the -rs-. tomophone takes it up the -rs-, 5/10 times. (noun) a human, attempting to play jazz (music) and humour people on the internet, but failing to do so, which results in more hillarious outcomes. […]

• Real-Serenity

  cheating trailer trash with a stapled stomach and a fixation with p-ssy; one who cheats while her husband is at his blue collar job then lies about it when you can hear her birds in the background of another male chatters mic; -tweet tweet- … serenity you cheat! lol

• Tomb Raider Boobs

  pyramid shaped b–bs, like the ones seen on tomb raider i that b-tch has tomb raider b–bs.

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