Guilt Tip
the act of leaving an extremely large tip for your waitress and also including your phone number. by taking the money she will feel guilty if she does not call; very similar to that of a guilt trip.
aj: “how much tip did you leave?”
colin: “50%…and my phone number.”
aj: “you’re guilt tipping her, aren’t you?”
colin: “she’ll call.”
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