gynaecologist
b-tt-hole examiner for men tend to enjoy putting their entire hand 3 feet inside their patients -n-s and its definitely not a prostate exam
don’t worry i’m a gynaecologist
best job in the whole world that involves using a speculum to hold a v-g-n- open and see how it is. this also involves sticking your fingers up there. also you work in an oriface
i went to the gynaecologist today and it felt wonderful. i had six orgies.
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