gyu-kaku
“bull horn” in j-panese, and a name of a j-panese restaurant.
let’s go to gyu-kaku for some kobe beef!
similar to bukkake, this is a j-panese s-xual act where the male reaches emission without coitus. unlike bukkake, where the male -j-c-l-t-s directly onto the female (usually the facial area), in the practice of gyukaku, the male will -j-c-l-t- onto a hot charcoal fire. the girl must then inhale the fumes.
last night i took k-mi home and fired up the hibachi. the gyukaku was awesome. she took in that steam cloud like a champ.
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