H-Dizzle
a pimp hamster that doesn’t take anyone’s bullsh-t. because of this they are willing to fight to the death even when minimally provoked.
i got my hamster a lady friend so i could sell the babies on craigslist, but when i put her into the cage the guy went h-dizzle on her -ss and killed her.
my cat tried to bust into the hamster cage, but my hamster is so h-dizzle that he bit the cat in the face and took out one of his eyes.
if your hamster is really h-dizzle the pet store will keep him in his own cage in fear that he’ll generate too many offspring with the female population.
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