h.o.l.l.a.n.d


hope
our
love
lasts
and
never
dies
end of email: ttyl, holland or h.o.l.l.a.n.d

common misconception. holland is what many people (including some native dutch) call the netherlands. holland, however is a province of the netherlands, where the capital amsterdam happens to be.

we speak dutch in the netherlands, so in holland too.

i don’t live in holland, i live in the netherlands.
very few girls are given this name. but if you come across someone who is never forget her. she tends to be really funny and a blast to be around. shes just a straight up g.
” daaaaayyyyaaammm! have you guys met holland she’s so bomb!”
holland is a rare name for girls. hollands will usually have a great taste in music and are incredibly talented artists, and also enjoy drinking tea while watching christmas lights. if you know a girl named holland, she is probably the most amazing and gorgeous girl you know, so don’t forget about her!
“man isn’t holland amazing?”
“obviously, she’s holland.”
(simple english)

holland: actual name: the netherlands (nederland)
ethnic groups: 80% dutch

20% other
capital: amsterdam
population: 16,500,156
size: 41.526 square kilometers
government type: democratic kingdom

the netherlands is a small country, but very important.
it has 2 large cities: amsterdam and rotterdam. rotterdam is one of the largest ports in the world. this has to be so, because the dutch economy relies on it.

the official langauge is dutch. there are also regions where other dialects are spoken.

the country consists of 12 provinces, who all have there own capital. one province flevoland, was first in the sea, but was dug out later.

most people think all dutch people hate germans, but that is not true. most dutch people feel absolutely no hatred against the germans.

good things that come from holland are: the beer, phillips, soccer clubs, video games, movie directors, cheese and tulips.

in the netherlands, hasj is legal. this worries many people, but it is handled well. also prost-tution is legal.
the legal age to drink is 16, to drive is 17.

the immigrants, can come to the netherlands, but are mostly treated as second-cl-ss people.

basically you can read everything what italiano1207 says, and believe the opposite. he probaply is 12 years old.
roberto; yo mario! wanna go to holland this weekend?
mario; yes i would like that!
going to water to throw rocks and think alone.
i’m going to holland. leave me.
acronym for hope our love lasts and never dies
boy: hey! will you go out with me?
girl: of course!
boy: awesome(:
girl: holland

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