H-Town Clown


the h-town clown, a s-x act common in the city of houston, is when a man f-cks his special lady friend while she is on her period, then pulls out when he is done and wipes his d-ck across her mouth resulting in what looks like clown makeup.
me: did you hear what twan did last night?
friend: no, what?
me: he was f-cking his girl on the rag and gave her the h-town clown afterward.
friend: oh man! i bet she looked just like bozo!

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