HAFN
a snarky, yet workplace-safe way of saying “not in a million years”, it’s the acronym for “how about f-ck no”, usually used in email or instant messaging, but completely acceptable in polite conversation also.
“so, are you going to share that winning lottery ticket with me?”
response
“hafn”
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