Hagerty
one who jacks off to gay midget p-rn in his mothers bas-m-nt at all hrs of the night. also one who docks for a handshake and has a circus of animals stored in his -ss.
dude dont drop out of school or you will end up being a hagerty.
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one who sits in his mothers bas-m-nt jacking off to gay midget p-rn. also one who greets people by docking.
hey stay in school you dont want to become a hagerty.
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