Hagrid’s Pocket


derived from cl-ssical form of the ‘wizard’s sleeve’, hagrid’s pocket being reserved for a rather hairy, large, loose and dirty form of the ‘man-hole’.

further connotations in that hagrid, not being a proper wizard, infers likewise on the quality of said pudenda.
holy lord, she was fine up-top, but i thought i put my hand in hagrid’s pocket when i ventured south!

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