Hairy Pussy Disorder
a disorder of people who think that p-ss-es should be shaven, these people are idiots whose only experience of s-x is lame p-rnography, made by people who think that women can only appeal to men if they look like a cross between a blow up doll and a transvest-te. rappers for example cannot cope with what a mature woman should actually look like naked.
sir angus carlyle: by gad what is that silly juvenile in the hat doing?
lady maude carlyle: why he is vomiting profusely.
sir angus carlyle: why so?
lady maude carlyle: methinks he has been offered s-x from a real woman and this silly f-ckwit saw a bush and has hairy p-ssy disorder.
sir angus carlyle: stupid c-nt
hairy p-ssy disorder is a horrid disease which is sweeping the world. its’ origins are countries such as italy, latin america, and the middle east. (although latin america and the middle east are not actual countries, they are all the same to me.) hairy p-ssy disorder causes the carrier of this disease to have a v-g-n- with more pubic hair than the jungles from that movie avatar, or vietnam for people who have never watched the movie. hairy p-ssy disorder is becoming a very efficient method of c-ckblocking, because if a guy was trying to f-ck a girl and his d-ck got stuck in that hairy p-ssy, it may never be heard from again. it is a quickly growing disease, and the only way to cure it is to shave that f-cking hairy p-ssy!
guy 1: dude picture osama bin laden’s beard on some girls p-ssy.
guy 2: nah man, that sh-t should be illegal.
guy 1: yo, i wanna bang that chick.
guy 2: nah man, she ain’t worth it.
guy 1: why not?
guy 2: because she’s got hpd!
guy 1: what the h-ll’s that?
guy 2: hairy p-ssy disorder!
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