Half-Cog
adj. someone who is dim-witted, especially from new england. short for “half-cognitive”.
half-cogs are so incredibly stupid, they can only relate to other half-cogs for any form of reasoning.
jim: “that guy over there has been trying to put his shoes on for like 15 minutes…”
todd: “dude, he’s wearing sandals…”
jim: “that’s what i’m saying. he’s a total half-cog!”
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