Hallway Moses


someone who has an uncanny ability to clear a path through m-ssive amounts of people in any hallway. this person is usually accompanied by any combination of bad att-tude, bad odor, or clinical obesity.
kid 1: man, you see that guy ryan over there?
kid 2: yeah, i wouldn’t want to get in his way, he’s a regular hallway moses.

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