hamburger meat


the term used describe the chest hair that protrudes out of a mans shirt
wow, look at that guys hamburger meat
regional to sh-r- areas of south jersey, some residents (late teens to early thirties) often use “hamburger meat” as a euphemism for chest hair. hamburger meat is an especially prominent feature of french canadian tourists, as are speedos. hamburger meat is also used to point out when a man has obviously taken great lengths to display his man mane, i.e. – unb-ttoning polo style shirt completely, and flattening the collar to maximize fluff effect.
ex. 1
worker 1 – d-mn, dude….. did you see that guy that just left the hotel lobby?
worker 2 – yeah, he had his hamburger meat hangin out over his grape smugglers.
ex. 2
hotel guest 1 – i won’t be coming back here. the dirty worker guy keeps leering at my wife…
hotel guest 2 – yeah, he struts around the pool trying to impress everyone with his hamburger meat.
the bits left in the toilet after flushing a messy sh-t.
roomate 1 : “f-ck, man flush the toilet twice next time.”

roomate 2 : “why?”

roomate 1 : “there was a load of hamburger meat floatin around when i went to take a p-ss.”
descriptive term for one whos hair is so dense and nappy that it appears that someone has slapped a pound of ground beef on their scalp or chest…
“that n-gg- growin a fro? he need to cut that hamburger meat off his head”.
a guy’s chest hair. some think the shape looks alot like hamburger meat.
by the end of the night, justin had his shirt unb-ttoned and everyone could see his s-xy hamburger meat.
term used by the less intelligent in place of ground beef, round, chuck, or sirloin.
yo, ahs needs some hamburger meat tah go wid dis taco bread.

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