hand slapper
a guy who gives and receives high-fives excessively. a guy who slaps a lot of hands.
“you wear jeans?” asked the hand slapper, “dude, so do i.” slap hands
1. your mom when you are little and try to get into the cookie jar or touch her expensive vase from india.
2. a b-tch/-sshole that doesn’t want you to touch their goods.
hey at least your mom lets you eat cookies whenever you want, mine is just a mean hand slapper!
dude: hey dude, that hottie at the end of the bar is stupid fly.
friend: man, i wouldn’t touch that b-tch, she’s a hand slapper.
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