Handsome Bastard
a polite way of insulting a person without them knowing.
i was in the office monday morning at which time i ran into my boss karl who is a real -sshole. i then said to him “how ya doing karl you handsome b-st-rd”. dummy didn’y even realize i was insulting him..
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