hapfeelings
1. to be persistently critical of a specific aspect of one’s own appearance.
2. to feel possessed with long-term creative zeal owing to a mundane occurrance; to be inspired by the seemingly trivial.
ex. 1
“do i look all right in this shirt? i’m worried it makes my shoulders look too wide.”
“you ask that every time you try on a new shirt. relax, you’ve just got hapfeelings about your shoulders. you’ve been like that ever since that jealous nerd told you you look like a football player even without shoulderpads.”
ex. 2
“a bird just p–ped on my head. oh my goodness, i just got hapfeelings! now i must paint a series of 48 pictures depicting a fantasy world in which birds have enslaved humans!”
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