what you say to someone when it’s their birthday and they are drunk af and vomitting everywhere
john: this is the best birthday party ever! oh no… (vomits)
joe: happy barfday john!!!
a really pretty girl. nyura is awesome at art and loves to read harry potter. she is kinda shy when around other people, but if you’re lucky enough to get to know her, nyura might be your best friend. she is nice, fun, cheeky, and she has a great *ss. if you find a nyura, […]
someone that’s so daft, childish, spineless, and devoid of self-recognition/importance that they will literally, and seemingly unwittingly, falsely incriminate themselves, all while showing no signs of concern, emotion or understanding. you’d have to be a d*ssey to continue to let your ex be so verbally abusive and manipulative, after you’ve reached a settlement, that she […]
the spidey sense feeling you get when someone tries to rip you off andrey tried to sell me some apples at $10 a pound, and at that moment my injewition went off and i haggled him down to $2.
a person who is an emotional wreck but always finds a namit in life to lead her out of the misery. she is such a jiheersha. somebody get her a namit