happy elf

(v.) this occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a bl*wj*b to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. the male then pulls his partner’s ears just before *j*c*l*t**n, making her appear to be elf-like.
“dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky *ss a happy elf!”

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