happy-slide
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when you’re walking along the street or in the park you all of a sudden experience a friction free moment of travel. this effortless p-ssage of gliding motion (for 1 second max) brings joy to the recipient untill they realise they have stepped on a dog poo.
walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, wooohooo! oh bother, i’ve just done a happy-slide.
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