Hardtails


the hottest pants known to man, when tight enough they can become near transparent
holy sh-t loook you can obviously seee that pink thong through hose hardtails
a bicycle with no rear suspension.
you would be much more comfortable mountain biking with decent rear suspension instead of your old hardtail.
a guitar without a whammy bar/vibrato bar.
dammit, i can’t play this song. my guitar’s a hard-tail.

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