haroon


this word is 4 the ladies wen they tk bout their guys/haroon he is a sweet, buff guy, hu undastands wat a girl wants, he’s cute, funni and frendly, and all the gals luv him 2 bits.
dat guy is such a haroon

omg! i met a guy yday hes the best haroon eva!
a haroon is a maker of “phat beetz” most notably of the trance variety. haroons tend to hang out with people who are “oneup” above the rest and like to play final fantasy all day long.

haroon’s like warm climates and are known to raise the temperature by at most 10 degrees (f) when they walk outside.
haroon is hot (in reference to the fact that most haroon’s live in hot climates, their hotness makes their surroundings hot)
the most gorgeous specimen of a man you will ever meet. not only is he funny,kind,caring and generous he is amazing in bed. if all men were like him the world would be a better place.
hey guys what’s another word for perfect…….. haroon.
a thing that likes to eat p–p and kiss gay people
he is such haroon know?
being f-cked on facebook by a fake account; fake account meaning that someone else, usually a fat fob, is behind the account (using stolen pictures of someone else, who is usually attractive).

the term originated from haroon khan, a fat kid who was unable to get the time of day from a girl named malaika whom he met over facebook and made him h-rny. he then went on to make another account with the picture of someone else, and started having facebook s-x with her, ie. jacking off while having dirty conversations in facebook chat.
you just got haroon’d, malaika!

that muscular guy you were talking dirty with over facebook wasn’t who you thought it was … you got haroon’d, eman!
an extremely pretentious douchebag who struggles with knowing what and what not to waste his time on. he always has the right goal in mind, meeting a girl ofcourse, and is quite hypocritical too. also he is disillusioned when it comes to his looks and thinks he is way hotter than he actually is, which is not hot at all.
dude 1: did u just call that girl a b-tch?
dude 2: ya she was hanging out with the hot foriegner
dude 1: didnt u kiss some other girl though?
dude 2: ya….
dude 1: wtf, your such a haroon

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