Hassen


to h-ssen someone is to have -n-l s-x with them. only the male can h-ssen someone, as it’s only considered “h-ssening” when a p-n-s enters an -n-s.
kid 1: did you hear? steven and savannah had -n-l s-x!
kid 2: yeah! i heard savannah got h-ssened realll good!

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