hat guy


a guy who is seen wearing hats and never spotted without one, to the point where you’re not really sure what the rest of the guy’s head would look like in the absence of a hat.
turtle on entourage is pretty much a hat guy.
a reoccurring character in the web comic xkcd. a self described cl-sshole with an outstanding arrest record. always seen in a black top hat.
person 1: i poked holes in your ramen noodles and condoms.

person 2: dude, stop f-cking pretending to be hat guy!!! you are not a f-cking stick figure.
a person often seen wearing hats, a very talented artist, very smart and has a big d-ck also see bad mother f-cker
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