haulin’ a log
this pertains to someone with a p-n-s. you can haul a log down the street, haul a log in cl-ss (if you happen to get an nrb). mainly, anytime you are rocking a b-n-r. log meaning wood, haulin’ meaning carrying. thus, haulin’ a log. carrying a b-n-r. this applies to transvest-tes, as some may have a p-n-s now.
i can’t stand up right now. i’m haulin’ a log.
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i b-mped into carol as i was haulin’ a log. she seemed to enjoy it.
or
rick was haulin’ a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone’s morning.
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