to miss a field goal at close range. named after seattle seahawk steven hauschka, who has been well known for missing close range field goals since late 2014.
that kicker just missed wide left! he totally pulled a hauschka!
- golden pump
when you mistake -j-c-l-t-ng for urinating while having intercourse. i was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.
- suck weasel
a suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis. did you see joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.
- man in the forest
a code to get back to work when walt disney was walking down the hall. “man in the forest!” “walt disney is walking down the hall”
- slang p*ssy
to sleep with copius amounts of men i slang p-ssy to have fun while i wait to meet my potential love.
- the westford waffle sandwich
the act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the sh-t sandwhich itself in between the screen and gl-ss. wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich craig and i made in the neighbor’s window? old man jenkins is gonna be so p-ssed.