Hbus
“hbus” is an abbreviated word that has been shortened from the term “how about you s-xy”. it is not to be confused with the term “h-bus” meaning either heavy bus or huge bus. hbus is generally used when people haven’t got the time, effort or even money to afford to write “how about you s-xy” in, most commonly, text messages.
“hey darling, what are you up to?” – person 1
“not a whole lot, bought some new clothes, hbus?” person 2
“just masturbating furiously to pictures of you in new clothes thats all” person 1
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