He pulled a Mathis
it is in reference to otis mathis, chairman of the detroit school board, who was fondling his private parts for 20 minutes and then unzipped his pants while -j-c-l-t-ng in his “hanker’chief” while meeting with the superintendent teresa gueyser.
“he pulled a mathis” wile in the cl-ssrooom despite being ill discipline to maintain a focus on education and was anxious about taking a test he knew he would fail.
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