HFO
heavy f-cking object
a large metallic object that is not necessarily good at its intended use but makes a great destruction tool due to its immense m-ss.
wrecking bar, crowbar, pipe wrench
guy 1: how is that new carpenter’s tool you just bought?
guy 2: it’s just a glorified hfo… although it worked great when i was tearing down a wall last week.
hands free -rg-sm
event was so hot, he had an hfo
acronym for “holy f-cking oshawa”
oshawa is an extremely dirty place, and it is f-cked beyond saving. to truly understand this descriptor you need to live in oshawa for about 3 months, only then will you have experienced what hfo really is.
but once you understand, you will come to find that there is a little bit of oshawa in every town, and it is ok to call that little bit hfo.
hatecrime: hey showtoons, how was the date last night with chanelle?
showtoons: it went alright, i guess. she could some kd up for me, sucked my p-n-s, cried about her kids, smoked a bong, sucked my p-n-s and then did a line before i dropped her back off at the shelter.
hatecrime: dude, you can really tell that the second kid is on the way. how is she?
showtoons: 17.
hatecrime: hfo.
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