heartgasm
that feeling in your heart when you see an attractive person. like heart skipping a beat
:o! -heartgasm- that guy is hot!
that queasy,tingly, excited feeling in your heart/chest area when you like or love some one. sorta like heart ache but a good feeling.
guy1: so how’s the girl?
guy2: o gosh, she’s givin me a heartgasm thinking bout her everynite!
a heartgasm is the result of a heart attack at the moment of -rg-sm. generally experienced by the elderly, the chances of this occurring are highly unlikely. bad heartburn may be mistaken for it on occasion.
tom: oh, yes, yes, i’m almost-ahhhhhh! -death-
rebecca: oh my word, what’s wrong?!
tom: -rejoins the living- heartgasm -death-
rebecca: nooooo!
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