helen
a girl who is awesome in all her ways. she is fly and skilled beyond belief. everyone else is jealous of her good looks.
dang, look at helen. lookin` fly as always.
man, i wish i could be helen.
the helen (abbreviated hn) is the imperial unit of measurement for female beauty, now superseded by the metric bella
pulchritude is expressed as a fraction of 1000, denoting the number of ships that could be launched by the beauty of a given woman.
this system was originated by christopher marlowe in ‘doctor faustus’.
“maxim readers voted olivia wilde as the hottest woman in the world – therefore by definition she is rated at 1000 helen”
amazing girl, amazing smile, beautiful inside and out
i love u helen!!! your soo awesome
a superhuman hero of sorts whose power will increase to include that of time travel after building herself a tardis. she just needs to find where she left the plans…oooo shiny…lalalala!
doctor who? doctor helen.
the most amazing girl in the universe. she is beautiful, smart, funny, and amazing. any guy to have her would be the luckiest guy in the world. she is one of a kind and there is no other girl as wonderful as her. she is perfect.
stranger: do you know helen?
stranger 2: yeah she is the best!
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