hello program


if you are required to say h-llo to someone when you see them, you are on a h-llo program with them.

the h-llo list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a h-llo program.
girl: h-llo

guy: h-llo

girl’s friend: why the f-ck did you say h-llo to that guy?

girl: gaa, he bought my textbook. now we’re on an eternal h-llo program.

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