in sports, the greasy b*tter one feels on the sweatband of a helmet that is used by multiple people. it’s a positive indicator that the helmet has never been cleaned. helmet b*tter is ubiquitouslying noticed when picking up a sports helmet, is very greasy to the touch, and usually makes one grimace until they can sanitize their hand. helmet b*tter is not usda approved, even though it’s viscosity is measured in calories. the fda has started clinical trials as to helmet b*tter’s efficient properties for being a gag-reflex inducer, and is likely to get approval.
coachs handing out helmets to partic*p*nts often say, “yuck, my finger is covered in helmet b*tter!”
- fc bot
fc bot is a fortune cookie bot that pot cookie spams the sh*t out of in every room she joins on palringo. “i’m gonna spam the fc bot to death.” – pot cookie 2k16.
- chong jun
gay he’s such a chong jun man! gay! gay dog that loves to suck dion’s d*ck gay chong jun
- moving to boise
when a f*cking idiot thinks a blue field is cooler than good friends. nick perna wants to be moving to boise. …idiot.
when someone makes a racist joke and you get triggered guy: why do black people run fast? because all the slow ones are in jail! guy2: *n*gg*red* to steal, to pilfer, to blatantly thief something from someone/something. usually used in the past tense. has is a f*cking b*tch, he n*gg*red my last donut. yeah, jack […]