Helmet from Hell


the tip of a large p-n-s (helmet) inserted quickly into your girlfriend’s b-tthole surprising her in pain during s-x
anna: “whitney, why are you walking funny?”

whitney: last night during s-x we were doing it doggy style and my man slipped his helmet from h-ll in my -ss by surprise, man it hurt like h-ll! thats why im walking funny.”

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