helring


a demon from the secret 10th layer of h-ll. she steals the genitals of grown men and slaps them with their own meat. she also rapes satan on tuesdays with a rubber d-ld-.
you better watch out or helring will come and slice off your w-ng and beat you with it.
supreme ruler of #babylon who rules with an iron fist.
narthalion is only a puppet for the great helring who controls the deposed pothead.

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