hematogasm
when a man -j-c-l-t-s blood.
garrett: dude, i was checking out that stormy daniels flick. pulled it so hard that blood came out my wiener. am i gonna die?
bjork: no. it’s just a hematogasm but you should probably spend less time on the internet.
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