the lawrence paradox

when you ask your friend to make a choice between 2 things that make no difference to you or your group and they say “i don’t mind” or “i don’t care, you choose”. this results in an argument trying to make them choose before someone eventually gets p-ssed off enough to make the choice for them.
joe: “ hey liam do you want to play out wide or in the centre on pro clubs tonight?”
liam: “i don’t care, i’ll play wherever after everyone else has chosen.”
danny: “oh sh-t you shouldn’t have asked him that, you’ve now entered ‘the lawrence paradox’.”
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