Hero jump
the act of jumping into action, to save or -ssist someone.
this is often accompanied by a goofy way of jumping to avoid obstacles, which might even be seen as cool.
in a lot of cases these jumps will fail, but is still counted as a hero jump, due to the effort put into -ssisting others.
you: “did you see that guy hero jump over that fence?”
random friend: “yeah too bad his pants got caught on the fence!”
you: “did you see that guy hero jump from that roof to get the old lady’s purse back?”
random friend: “yeah too bad he failed the landing and sprained his ankle.”
you: “did you see that dog hero jump?”
random friend: “yeah it totally looked like a flying sausage!”
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