hindspite
looking back on a situation or event, regretting that you didn’t do what you should have done, and developing malicious ill will because of it. similar to standard regret, but someone else is gonna have to pay for it.
in hindspite, i really should have used call blocker. now i’m gonna have to kick someone’s -ss.
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