Hipocrat
one who believes that the country should not be run by conventional politicians, but rather by folks who cater to a very certain type of person… namely the poeple who consider themselves hipocrats. these people are marked by their becoming hopelessly intoxicated while digging life, jazz and jazz poetry. large beards are widespread amongst those hipocrats who belong to the male spectrum.
when dizzy ran for president, many hipocrats wrote him onto their voting ballots.
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