hipster tan
a tan you get after spending a day drinking wine in the park;
often leaving you tan only in the areas your v neck, cut off shorts, and vans don’t cover;
similar to a farmer’s tan, but not;
girl1: “oh no, i need to even out my hipster tan.”
girl2: “you look like you’re wearing a v neck of pale skin.”
much like a farmers tan, but is from either a long sleave or a wife beater. v-necks are also acceptable markings.
ex. either just hands or full arms will be tan. often with a v-neck.
“did you see charlesworths hipster tan?”
“yeah, he looks like he has dirty hands”
“man brandon your you ook like you st-tched some one elses arms on you.”
“yeah i got a bad hipster tan”
Read Also:
- Newton Balls
when a man’s two t-st-cl- collide within the scr-t-m resulting in a painful feeling. much like that desk toy with the swinging b-lls. why’d you stop running? i have newton b-lls when you are at a sauna after working out and you are naked and start rocking hips side to side as to hit their […]
- niceity
another word for kindness when you can’t think of the word kindness. nat: ye, her levels of… whatsitcalled… niceity have definatly gone up. lj: her levels of what?! nat: niceity. you know, that word that exists. it replaces ‘kindness.’ lj: oh ye, i know it.
- nick shaw
nick shaw means the moment you relise you have no life but only on the games you play. he dosent have the power of normal speach but uses a range of words for example pvp op ott he also dosnt have a p-n-s because he sold it to the devil for a month of free […]
- The Fold
an amazing independent alternative rock band with great lyrics and awesome parodies. their members include matt pittman, dan castady, mark rhoades and george castady. more info on their website www.thefoldrock.com person 1: hey have you heard of “the fold?” person 2: yeah, aren’t they the one’s who do that parody? they’re awesome! person 3: i […]
- The Full Faggot Package
commonly builds himself a reputation of trust or friendliness. though this is how he shows himself, he will take any opportunity to take the p-ss out of you, but in a 1 on 1 conversation, he will act like your best friend. a full f-ggot package is often attractive to girls and will still do […]