HLS


acronym for hot lesbian s-x
girl: just the other day i had some hls with my girlfriend.
hook, line, and sinker. a fishing metaphor used to describe gullible people.
the sheeple are falling for the media’s lies hls.

i told jen we were going to the movies, and she fell for it hls. (goes to party)
an acronym used by eric bischoff on monday night raw between 2002 and 2005 standing for hot lesbian s-x. he had two scantily clad women come down to the ring and kiss and undress each other. when they were down to their scivies, bischoff or some other wrestling talent would come out and interupt the girls. this would leave the audience disappointed and booing.
bischoff: “ladies and gentlemen, i give you hls!”
habitual line stepper
rick james crosses the line habitualy. he’s a h.l.s.!
hot load swallowed

describes a s-xual act carried out by hot young “fillies” at the climatic end of a s-xual encounter whereby said “filly” grants the males seed p-ssage down her esophagus. a highly s-xually gratifying act.
gentleman no1. “did you get anywhere with elisabeth last night?”

gentleman no2. “yes well after a vigorous night of brandy and courting i came away with a result…hls”

gentleman no1. “here here nigel…you old dog!”
hot load swallowed

describes a s-xual act carried out by hot young “fillies” at the climatic end of a s-xual encounter whereby said “filly” grants the males seed p-ssage down her esophagus. a highly s-xually gratifying act.
gentleman no1. “did you get anywhere with elisabeth last night?”

gentleman no2. “yes well after a night of vigorous night of brandy and courting i came away with a result…hls”

gentleman no1. “here here nigel…you old dog!”
acronym for “hillary loves sucking”. maybe she perfected the art of it from monica?
you suppose that hillary will become a true hls if she ever gets to be president(i’m sure that would help her get what she wants)?

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