hmph
1. said when expressing apathy towards something
2. used to acknowledge something you dislike/disagree with
3. said after doing something to say it was easy/pointless
“today i’ll show you my favourite bookend!”
“hmph.”
a word used when somethin bad/nasty has been said to you.
matt: my teddy is s-xier than you
alice: hmph
the noise one makes after proving something wrong, as in to show the other inferior.
this is the best way to throw a rock (rock lands 30 feet away).
no, this is (rock lands 40 feet away).
hmph!
shorthand for a common whine emitted by triathletes who have bitten off more than they can chew on an early season bicycle ride. stands for “help, my p-ssy hurts”
jill: ok kelvin, let’s pick up the pace a little, we only have 30 more miles to go.
kelvin: hmph!
this word is commonly referred to a person who is attempting to express his or her feelings in a very loud and boisterous manner. this person on a daily basis will act as if they are consistently on a mission even though they may be doing something that is an everyday task, such as eating an apple. this person may crunch on that apple very loudly while making very satisfactory faces. this person tries to make a st-rdy, firm point out of something that to other normal people would seem ridiculous and unimportant. while a “hmph” is trying to make their unimportant point, the individulas in the surrounding area will undoubtably laugh at this person and talk amongst themselves at how ridiculous they look on a daily basis. this person walks with bounce in their step,and when you see a hmph in the hallway, yell hmph!!
you could use this to call someone a name; look at that hmph!! wow, he’s a hmph.
a hmph would do this
-shake his head around a lot while expressing a point or suddenly occuring thought-
something said while walking with another person after seeing something out of the ordinary. usually this expression comes with a side glance that is met by the other persons eyes. this occurs only when somehing is funny, but too weird for words.
when i was walking down the street with susy the other day their was this weird fat guy with a speedo and an apr-n that said kiss the cook on. all we could do is look at eachother and say hmph.
acknowledging something interesting.
hmph, that was sweet.
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