Ho Shit
(can also be termed “hoe sh-t”) noun. – defined by men or women selling s-x, the act/illusion of s-x, s-xual napalms, or s-xuality for a certain type of gain. this gain can be a variety of things, such as attention, publicity, materialism, monetary value, nourishment, security, etc. the phrase has always been around but was popularized back in 2005 by r&b songstress erykah badu on a youtube video explaining how to stay a relevant celebrity.
tiger woods’ ho sh-t nearly cost him one of his eyes and some teeth, as wife elin chased after him with a golf club.
a fusing of the phrase “holy sh-t” or a corrupted version of “oh sh-t”, depending on user’s personal preference.
“okay, i’ve washed the acid off. does it look okay?”
“hosh-t, dude! half your face is gone!”
“so, did you study for the philosophy final?”
“that’s today?! hosh-t…”
a term commonly used online. it originally came from the term “oh sh-t” but as newer users on sites began to use chatspeak, they blended the words together to form “ohsh-t”.
after that, one typo and it turned into “hosh-t”. just like how “owned” became “pwned”.
the term can also occasionally be used to show excitement.
“hosh-t! i just lost my last life and now i have to start the whole f-cking game over!”
or
“hosh-t! i just made 10k from that investment.”
a statement of shock. though most often expressed calmly, it usually implies an imminent need to “get the f-ck out” of one’s current situation.
mike: what’s that noise in the other room?
andy: someone pulled out a blade.
mike: ho sh-t.
when someone tries to say oh sh-t, but says “ho” sh-t instead
me: my dad caught me drinking last night
you: ho sh-t! he must have been p-ssed
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