hobbit toe
the evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the l-b– minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long v-g-n-l walks and toe-stomping orcs. the result is a v-g-n- that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly frodo’s left.
“bro, so like…i’m totally getting ready to penetrate, and then i get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. the chick had a hobbit toe!”
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